A Techie Forgot His Birthday While Developing a Software

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Santu(name changed) who worked continuously for 72 hrs in developing a software "secular fox"  had forgot to celebrate his birthday. This pathetic incident created shocking waves among the techies and started downloading the Birthday reminder free version software,so that they can be alerted on their respective birthday's.


When News Digest reporter contacted Santu,he said," Even though I forgot to celebrate my birthday,am quite proud to be secular and even expecting an appraisal from my madam( not sonia Gandhi).

In a bizarre turn of events, an appraisal discussion between an Santu and his madam turned into political discussion.Both of them started accusing each other for playing politics. The Manmohan government management has not taken any action saying that they would wait and watch till 2014.

After some intervention from other colleague ND Tiwari managed to convince Santu to drop the Hangover idea.

Following were some of his key points during the meeting:

1. Ayurvedam session with Ram Dev Baba on weekdays.
2. I dont come office at 9. Bitch Please…  I always cum @ 9 not IST though.
3. Extra hours my foot, itna paisa me itna-ich milenga #BhagKapil Sibal
4. All Canteen items should be replaced with  Patanjali foods.

Meanwhile Arnab conducted a News Hour on this issue till last night and made a conclusion that Santu is Secular and can even become chief minister of Bihar.

After having observed increased level of happiness and satisfaction among the employees in the past few weeks, the HR team of all Companies met today to discuss innovative ways of reducing employee pleasure to bring it down to the acceptable levels and finally came up with the solution toilet-timer that switches off the lights in toilets after ten minutes. This will make sure that no employee spends too much time over there.

 As Diggy is un available for the comment and so we asked for Srinu(a follower of Diggy raja) to comment on the issue.To our suprise he started saying " Adi...Adi vundi kadha.....nuvvu sepu Jeevitha!!!".Forensic experts feel that it is just an first stage of DMOS(Diggy Medulla Oblongata   Syndrom) and clarified that it is no were connected to Delhar Mehandi Organizational structure.

Lately Narender Modi twitted that “All I will say is that the paneer used in canteen of samsom righters( santu company) has been made from milk of Gujarat.”