In wake of Andy Murray’s epic win in Wimbledon (2013) last
night against Novak Djokovic ending a
drought of 77 years for an Englishman winning the coveted trophy, Another
history took place in India when Srinivas(CEO
of Srinu Ad Agency) received Kingfisher Fair Citizen Award from Vijay Mallya.
“We believe this will give a good Inspiration to all
Citizens especially Aam Aadmi. People loved the ballpoint pens and earphones
offered by Kingfisher, and I’m sure they will love other parts too,” said a
future employee at Srinu Ad Agency.
The future employee further claimed that the real assets of
Kingfisher Airlines were its Air Hostess and not the aircrafts.
When News Digest contacted Srinivas( A Fair Citizen) for his
key behind the success ,he immediately
shared his road map(not the one which Dig Vijay Singh is expecting from
Political leaders of A.P).
The points in the success roadmap are listed below:
1) I watched Open Heart with RK(Radha Krishna) show without any breaks.
2) I Imitate Jeevitha & Rajashekar at work and even in my dreams too.
3) I watched that movie Jism2, although its bad piece of movie work to show my flimsy.
4) I read all news articles about congress politician Digvijay Singh (He is Tool ain’t he?).I am huge fan of Rahul Baba.
5) I took my all Facebook Friends to all domestic holiday destinations in the Kingfisher Air Lines to support the economy of Vijay Mallya.
6) I deposited my money in Fixed Deposits at paltry interest rates so that Chidambaram can swindle the same on social schemes.
7) I promised not to laugh at Rahul Gandhi jokes and ask questions about his wealth.
8) I created a twitter account to retweet stories about Siddarth Mallya.
9) In my every 2hr Tea breaks I think about Aman Ki Asha campaign and decided to move to another country (Pakistan?) if Congress comes to power again.
10) I watched all episodes of kingfisher calendar girl hunt 2013 in past week with unwarranted due respect and focus.
1) I watched Open Heart with RK(Radha Krishna) show without any breaks.
2) I Imitate Jeevitha & Rajashekar at work and even in my dreams too.
3) I watched that movie Jism2, although its bad piece of movie work to show my flimsy.
4) I read all news articles about congress politician Digvijay Singh (He is Tool ain’t he?).I am huge fan of Rahul Baba.
5) I took my all Facebook Friends to all domestic holiday destinations in the Kingfisher Air Lines to support the economy of Vijay Mallya.
6) I deposited my money in Fixed Deposits at paltry interest rates so that Chidambaram can swindle the same on social schemes.
7) I promised not to laugh at Rahul Gandhi jokes and ask questions about his wealth.
8) I created a twitter account to retweet stories about Siddarth Mallya.
9) In my every 2hr Tea breaks I think about Aman Ki Asha campaign and decided to move to another country (Pakistan?) if Congress comes to power again.
10) I watched all episodes of kingfisher calendar girl hunt 2013 in past week with unwarranted due respect and focus.
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