Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone!! May the luck of the Irish bring you good fortunes and God give you many blessings..
May You Always Have...
enough luck to make you smile,
enough trials to keep you strong,
enough of all life's treasures
to keep you truly happy.
Here's for everyone that did not wear Green today, PINCH! I HOPE THAT HURT!
Shakin' My Shamrocks! ~"( o )Y( o )"~
I was abducted by little green men!!
"Here's to a long life and a happy one, To a quick death and an easy one,To a beautiful woman and an honest one,To a cold beer and another one!"
<-- Official kilt inspector.
Why do leprechauns giggle when they run through grass?
Cause it tickles their ding dong
has finally found the pot under the rainbow & wouldn't you know it...some idiot has already smoked it?
is hoping to find a tall cool Irishman with a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow!! Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'furniture.
Do the cute little flowers on my granny panties count for wearing green today?
Happy St Patrick's Day everybody...get out and drink some green beer, may you find plenty of rainbows and that lucky pot of gold...
St. Patrick's Day Toast- Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one.
so the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral would be..1 less drunk at the party?..Happy St Paddy's Day all!
Of course I am Irish...It's okay to pretend you're Irish on St. Patrick's Day! We pretend we're GOOD at Christmas, don't we?!
St. Patrick's Day: The wearin' of the green, the drinkin' of the green and the next day... lookin' pretty green!
Touch my Lucky Charms & I will choke your little Leprechaun
Luck o' the Irish ♣
Drink green beer today! It counts as a vegetable!
is chasing down leprechauns
raise your hand if you saw a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow sitting in a pot of gold. Oh I'm sorry I was thinking of Charlie Sheen
♣ ♣ ♣ I found a Leprechaun but he said he has no gold ♣ ♣ ♣
You thought Valentine's Day was for all the kissing? You haven't met an Irish Women yet!
You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my green @ss, I'll see you in h3ll!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!! And YES, I never grew up so if you're not wearing green I WILL pinch you!!! LOL
May the Irish hills caress you. May his lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of St Patrick behold you.
It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!
- Irish Toast
St. Patrick's Day Toast- Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one.
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